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@Former Member posted:

I hate when big men getting into the pusser-pusser about Tom, Dick, and Harinauth. 

Petal you remind me of this joke.

Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought five $1 tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize.

Tom won the first prize – a whole year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce. Dick was the winner of the second prize – six month’s supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti. And Harry won the sixth prize – a toilet brush.

When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.

β€œGreat,” said Tom. β€œI love spaghetti.”

β€œSo do I,” said Dick. β€œAnd how’s the toilet brush, Harry?”

β€œNot so good,” Harry said, β€œI reckon I’ll go back to paper…”

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