Sarah Jessica Parker – Un-Sexy and the City

Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba and Halle Berry are regularly named the world's sexiest women. But who are the unsexiest women alive? A men's magazine decided to find out.

The list, published in the latest edition of Maxim Magazine, named Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker as the No. 1 Unsexiest Woman Alive.

The magazine said Parker was the "least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women" that ironically starred in a show with the word "sex" in the title.

Troubled soul singer Amy Winehouse was voted No. 2 because of her "hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats".

The mag listed Grey's Anatomy Sandra Oh at No. 3 for her "cold bedside manner and boyish figure".

Pop star Madonna took out the No. 4 spot for her "self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration".

"Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorising fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you've got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes," Maxim Magazine said.

Britney Spears came in at No. 5 for "losing the ability to perform".

The mag also said two children, two ex-husbands and a slight weight gain also helped Britney nab the No. 5 spot.

Maxim Magazine's list of the world's unsexiest women:

1. Sarah Jessica Parker
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Sandra Oh
4. Madonna
5. Britney Spears

Original Post
Originally posted by Dougan:
Originally posted by bird:
Where is Joan Rivers she not on the list. Man...
Big Grin

Isn't she dead yet?
I'm sorry that was mean.. Very mean.. lol

...yes it was, she may look like a dog with the plastic surgery she had but she's still among the living.
Originally posted by Charisma:
Damn I could never figure out what the fuss was with the horse-faced Ms. Parker.

Poor Joan, before the plastic surgery she looked like a chihuahua. Pre and post, ah guess she look like a dog anyway.

...I'm not alone in that assesment; if I had to say any of them wre sexy I'd say it was Kristen Davis; but I wasn't a fan of the show, I never really watched it.
Originally posted by Dove:
...yes it was, she may look like a dog with the plastic surgery she had but she's still among the living.

I know I'm sorry... cool.gif
Also to tell the truth they must get more ugly with age, cause he daughter has took a turn for the worst.. Eek
Originally posted by cain:
Is why derass you so cruel for eh woman? You hear allofwe sayin the woman fugly and baddam you go post a bigtarass pic, owww maannnnnnnn!! Big Grin

...hey, hey, just givin yall justification... Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin

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