Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris , he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table; asked him something in French (which Murphy couldn't understand); so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.

So he did sell her the bed though? Good salesman

both good ones!

A Guyanese recently came to NY, went into a store on Liberty Ave.,

Richmond Hill, picked up a bottle of juice and a bag of sugar and only

paid for the juice and walked out. He got arrested for stealing the

sugar.



In court, the Judge asked him why he stole the sugar.



His response........



"Yuh Honour....meh nah tief no sugar.....meh

look pon de back ah de juice an it say sugar free so me nah undastand wah

the rass them a talk 'bout and why meh deh hey!

Good one Bird!!!

An old lady named Jaswattie from Better Hope was at Mon repos market with her grandchild and she says" Diploma go get the milk, diploma go get the butter, Diploma go get modess for yu mudda, Diploma go get some oyster fo yu grandfather

"Ok grandma," the child replied. When they got up to the register the old lady said, "Diploma pay the cashier"

The cashier named Kalowttie from Clonbrook now living with her boyfriend Kissoonlal after divorcing her three previous husbands curiously asks "Why u call the pickney diploma?"

The old woman replied, "Cuz wen mi send de mumma Somattie to Richad Ishmael Indian Trust school. she go to botanic gyaden instead, She open she leg instead of she books dey and a dis wa she cum back wid... nowadays gyal yu can trust yu gyal pickney when dem dey out a yu sight!!!

Mon Repos market does sell oyster now?

Yes and whale meat too.