Ah yes, glorious summer has returned. The British have their Wimbledon. The French their Tour de France. The Americans their Triple Crown. And here we have the coolie Olympics.....Ducky Curry Competition. Where we can all display our curried prowess in the fields of fryin garam masala, bhunjalin, and simmering Muscovian type critters.

 

Years from now my kids can say "I remember I was at Ris Park where I saw de champions of curry face off for the main event. I remember it like it was yesterday"

lmao de smell of garam masala in de air
Agina mootoo galore bring yuh duck gyal, all roads lead to Riis park

 

Coolie poets will immortalize the contest for curry supremacy thusly:

 

ODE TO THE BATTLE OF RIS PARKING LOT

They came from shores most distant

The Hill upon fair Richmond seeking laurels of glory for Old Glory

Brampton carrying the maple leafed banner of Her Majesty's Canadian Dominions

All burning with desire to answer the question most great:

Whose curry shall reign supreme?

Let glorious battle begin in our contest most avian

bai dis poemtry tuh haad fuh abee unastan, can yuh translate intuh Biharish?

 

Translation:

 

Abbe come hey fuh cook dis hey duck

ohhhhh see how simple da is, nex time considah yuh audience

I attended one duck curry competition a few years ago where the judges don't spit out the meat before tasting from a other karahee. Them chap ah eat belly full. How can you earn credentials for tasting duck curry?

 

LMAO LMAO

 

Is this like wine tasting?

De judge wid a healthy heapin of white rice and dholl

 

Yea we doan wanna be uncivilized or nothing

Land of Hope and Curry, Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee, who are born of curry?
Wider still and wider shall thy bounds be set;
God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet,
God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet.

 

 

 

Thank you Sir Edward Elgar

spit out? Yuh mad or wha dis duck nah no cheap meat chap

 

I seriously believe this is a scam to get free duck curry

love the poemtry dere bro, yes curry bliss

 

The Blacks win Wimbledon. The whites scale Mount Everest. What do abbe coolies do? Who can curry wan harmless bird best. Whose use of agina mootoo is most proper. Whose garam masala was fried for maximum pungency.  

Ode to Duck Curry

A hint of garam masala, and a burst of pungent heaven

You hit my tongue and I am in a daze

Dense and tantalizing , you taste so good

You never fail to amaze



Too much, and you ail my belly

Too little, and I crave for more

Oh, Duck Curry , what would I do without you?

Duck curry duck curry , you are the one I adore



I eat you by the handful

No roti to dip, wash the decadence astray

You are so rich, so incredibly delicious

No need for anything to stand in your way



Dear Duck Curry , you are my obsession

I could eat you day and night and never tire

I wish I could have you in infinite supply

Duck Curry, Duck Curry you are my only desire

Shaitan, what are the requirements to rename Liberty Avenue? Also, suitable name suggestions are welcome.

 

Oh Lord. Ayuh got shot down when ayuh try fuh rename it "Cheddi Jagan Avenue." Yuh doan remember?

 

The process involves the local Community Board, the local Councilman, and then the City Council and then approval by the Mayor.

 

I don't see what's wrong with the name as it is now.

I would like to see the duck curry competition continue next year.

Maybe Gilbakka can start a curry rabbit knock out competition in Toronto.

 

This is just an elaborate plan for Vishnu to embezzle duck curry

Fus prize - RT ticket to Trinidad courtesy of Yulini Travels

Duck curry competition is very popular. The need to advertised it on the billboard at lefferts Blvd and liberty ave. I need to get more involve to help maintain the artistry of applying masala to a duck. We need to erect a monument to honor the great chefs, past and present.

Freaky you are an absolute Freak for the duck.  Do you knock it down with a banks.

 

LMAO LMAO

 

ROTFLMAO

Tnks Wally, yuh think I could win dis year Gnizzy?

More than win.  You can star in one of them Bollywood movies as the World's Duck Curry Champion.

I guess you did not get the benefits from the month of Ramadan.

 

Now that your partner is gone, I guess it's time for more disfunctionality

Vish yuh lash out Bhai

 

Today is Eid....End of Ramadan....

Good Bye.....Hate to see you go