Did you finally mekup wid de coolie woman by going oral? After years of wearing dhoti and singing bajans to no avail, the solution was in the tongue?
I have a magical tongue in addition to a black vegetable that, when applied to various parts of the female body, has them trembling and shrieking in ecstasy. The chocolates are the best ones.
But do not let me keep you from roaming around NJ looking for big black vegetables. In NJ you have many varieties. The American ones, African ones, Caribbean ones as well as Spanish ones. Which are your favorites?