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Obama Pays Mexico Five Billion Dollars to Keep Donald Trump

By , , August 31, 2016, http://www.newyorker.com/humor...to-keep-donald-trump

The New Yorker

Photograph by T. J. Kirkpatrick / Bloomberg via Getty

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President Barack Obama defended his decision on Wednesday to issue a payment of five billion dollars to Mexico to compel that nation to retain custody of Donald J. Trump.

The payment, which will be delivered to the Mexican government in hard American currency by Wednesday afternoon, will insure that Trump will remain in Mexico for the rest of his natural life.

“I have been assured by the government of Mexico that Mr. Trump will be well taken care of and, if he proves to be a productive member of their society, will be provided a pathway to Mexican citizenship,” Obama said.

While the transfer of funds to Mexico sparked howls of protest from some Trump supporters, it was hailed by congressional Democrats, as well as by over a hundred Republicans currently running for reëlection, including Arizona Senator John McCain.

The President bristled at the suggestion that paying Mexico to keep Trump was “reverse ransom” and an extravagant use of taxpayer money. “There is only one accurate word for this payment: a bargain,” he said.

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Cobra posted:

Let Obama send his own money and not the taxpayers money. Trump should send his ass back to Africa upon his return from Mexico.

Using that approach, perhaps Trump should also return to Germany.

The original name of his ancestors was Drumpf from Kallstadt.

FM
Cobra posted:

Let Obama send his own money and not the taxpayers money. Trump should send his ass back to Africa upon his return from Mexico.

I know a racist like you would never admit this but in actual fact black Americans are MORE American than are whites.

1. Few know which part of Africa that their ancestors came from and few even care.

2. The average black American is descended from people who arrived prior to 1776.

3. The average white American is descended from people who arrived in the 19th C.

So when you clowns tell people to go back to Africa suggest that whites return to Europe if they cannot accept that the USA is a diverse nation.

FM

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