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@Iguana posted:

Hey Goat shit dispenser - the dots are positioned neatly between 2 words in the vast majority of instances. You said you type with one finger on your phone. To the right of the space bar is the dot key.

Your dumb arse is trying to push the space bar to insert a space between 2 words and accidentally hitting the period (dot) key which is immediately to the right.

No grand conspiracy here arse hole, just grand goat shit head behavior.

I use my cell.phone, N dear! The dot is ABOVE the space bar not just to the right as you stupidly claim! I type in the same manner as usual! How is it that the dots are not showing up now, you ignorant ass uming N?

You may now eat my goat shit, bird shit! It might do you good, N!

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@shallyv posted:

I use my cell.phone, N dear! The dot is ABOVE the space bar not just to the right as you stupidly claim! I type in the same manner as usual! How is it that the dots are not showing up now, you ignorant ass uming N?

You may now eat my goat shit, bird shit! It might do you good, N!

...close enough, it's in the proximity. You have a "fat finger" problem, you're hitting the wrong fking key everytime you try for the space bar. Quit blaming your goat shit on everything / everybody else. It's the RCMP, the Jinn, the koala bear, the government, the zionist Jews. It's YOUR FKING FINGERS goat shit head. Roll with it. Just like you roll with the goat shit. hahahahahahaha

@Iguana posted:

...close enough, it's in the proximity. You have a "fat finger" problem, you're hitting the wrong fking key everytime you try for the space bar. Quit blaming your goat shit on everything / everybody else. It's the RCMP, the Jinn, the koala bear, the government, the zionist Jews. It's YOUR FKING FINGERS goat shit head. Roll with it. Just like you roll with the goat shit. hahahahahahaha

Now you've had your laugh, follow that by eating.aome fresh goat shit, bird shit! It is a cure for anything that ails Ns!

The periods appear without my touching the πŸ”‘ yboard, good ol' bird shit N! Like the symbol.for.a key above!

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@Iguana posted:

Not imagination, hallucinations. Everyone's out to get him. the human race depends on him and his valuable info, don't you know? LMFAO

You're so despicable, words fail me! Where have I required anyone to believe me, N? You can only be a representative of the no-class N! Even your posting stinks of.bitter aloes or rather skunk!

You're just envious of your superiors! Don't be! God made you for a purpose but it's soon for you to serve that purpose - fertilizer!

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@Iguana posted:

Please don't give him any ideas. Next thing you hear he's trying to fk his phone and winds up calling himself. Another conspiracy emerges - dicks are now calling him.

In the interest of safeguarding the public from such a despicable incident, and to protect the poor phone from such abuse, I urge you all to petition for Shallow to attend mandatory therapy sessions with Dr. Anta the Banta.

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