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Sunil

A Zimbabwean man collared having sex with a donkey sensationally claimed the object of his affections was actually a prostitute who mysteriously metamorphosed into a hot piece of ass.

According to this report, 28-year-old Sunday Moyo was cuffed after a couple of cops found him making the beast with six legs in his yard in Zvishavane, some 180 miles southwest of Harare.

Appearing before Zvishavane magistrate Mildred Matuvi on a bestiality rap, Moyo 'fessed up to asinine rumpy-pumpy, but explained: "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

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Former Member

A common mistake in that neck of the woods!

10/30/119:09 PM

Former Member

what an ass

10/31/1111:29 AM

warrior (Guest)

who wearing the bag over their face, the ASS or the man

10/31/116:37 PM

cainTired old hippie

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Originally posted by Freaky:
dammit Sunil i was expectin a rale hot POA

Lookmwhat the man do to buddy frens dem eh? Stweeps!
Iman start sweat trass on readin the heading, then Baddam, sweat gone.

10/31/117:49 PM

Former Member

quote:
"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

Halloween...the prostitute got into her donkey costume.

10/31/118:00 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Miraver:
quote:
"Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested. I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

Halloween...the prostitute got into her donkey costume.

He was looking for some tricks. Instead, he got treated at the jailhouse.

10/31/118:07 PM

Former Member

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Originally posted by ksazma:
He was looking for some tricks. Instead, he got treated at the jailhouse.

LOL!!! There was a time when I used to answer the door like this, "do you want a trick or a treat"? Thank the good Lord that nobody ever answered "trick"

10/31/118:10 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Miraver:
quote:
Originally posted by ksazma:
He was looking for some tricks. Instead, he got treated at the jailhouse.

LOL!!! There was a time when I used to answer the door like this, "do you want a trick or a treat"? Thank the good Lord that nobody ever answered "trick"

Then you would have just had to think very fast about your next move.