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FM
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After today, you can tell your kids that Guyana have the best mystery lesson that makes you wonder where barley does grow. How many times you hear that promise before you get a good trashing for breaking house rules? After a good whipping, does anyone ever ask where barley does grow? I am sure you would like it to be a mystery because when you hear that phrase you know it's dicipline time.

I support a good trashing at times, and we must thank our parents for doing what they were compelled to do. You can also choose your whip that's compatible with your buttocks. Your choices are tamarind whip, subble jack, wild cane, coconut branches, or simply the buckle belt. Notice, our parent never hit us with their fist.

Many times Mom does be sad after we get a good trashing from Dad, and then she would feed us barley soup to cool down. While she feeds us, she would say you see what I tell you, you must listen not to fight with your sister. If not your daddy gone show you were barley does grow.

Well, I never know where barley grows or what the tree looks like until now. I just Google it. Would you believe it? It's a mystery lesson for most of us whose ears are ringing from the phrase where barley does grow. Now you know!

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Originally posted by sita:
How about crucify? Last Friday I went to church and the priest was preaching about how they crucify Jesus.

My little one ask me 'mom what is crucify, I told they people crucify Jesus by nailing him to the cross.

She looked at me seriously and asked 'that is what you dose mean, when you said you will crucify us' Big Grin Smile


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FM

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