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Don't touch that cucumber! Islamic cleric bans women from touching 'penis-shaped' foods in case it arouses them

An Islamic cleric living in Europe has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any 'sexual thoughts'.

The unnamed sheikh was quoted by el-Sawsana news saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male relative, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

The cleric said that these fruits and vegetables 'resemble the male penis' and could arouse women or 'make them think of sex,' in a story reported on Egyptian news website Bikya Masr.


No touching: Women should avoid contact with cucumbers,
says an Islamic cleric

Dailymail.co.uk

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It depends on the variety of Bigan. NOT the Black Bush Polder extra large Bigan. yippie yippie
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Originally posted by ABIDHA:
Penis shaped food is in abundance. There's a lot of stuff they may be forbidden to touch. Just use your imagination! This is one more reason why we should all be proud of Guyana for upholding women's right to touch banana, cassava, and baigan.
Nehru

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