Dai had proposed to Megan and been accepted. "But", added Megan,
>
> before we get married I must tell you something dreadful about my past
> life."
>
> "No," said Dai, "I won't hear of it. You can tell me after we're married."
>
> After they were married and had set off for their honeymoon in Penarth,
>
> Megan again brought up the subject of her "dreadful secret".
>
> "No," said Dai, "it can wait. Tell me when we're in bed together, that'll be
> soon enough."
>
> That night as they got into bed Megan declared "Well, Dai, now I really do
> have to tell you my secret. You see .I'm a virgin."
>
> Dai didn't say a word but put on his clothes and travelled all the way back
> to his mother's house.
>
> "Dai!" said his mother, "what are you doing here, you're supposed to be on
> your honeymoon."
>
> "It's no good", said Dai, "I've had to leave Megan; it turns out she's a
> virgin."
>
> "Well, Dai," said his mother, "in that case you were quite right to come
> home.
>
> If she's not good enough for the rest of the village she's not good enough
> for you."