Reply to "PUNS"

ballSenior Member

The solicitor says to the wealthy "art collector" business tycoon:

“Ihave some good news and, I have some bad news….”
The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first?"
The solicitor says: “Well your wife invested £5,000 in two pictures

this week that she thinks are worth a minimum of £2 to £3 million.”

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done…very good news indeed!
You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?” The solicitor replies:

“The pictures are of you with your secretary.”

8/31/154:42 PM

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