PRESIDENT: Moses, how come your son-in-law teaming up with Indian businessmen to invest in our sugar industry?
PRIME MINISTER: David, how come your son-in-law is Minister of Business with his hands on every businessman's business?
PRESIDENT: My son-in-law was a gemologist which is a business to make jewelry. He has experience. What kinda experience your son-in-law has in sugar?
PRIME MINISTER: Nearly 20 years' experience as my daughter's Sugar Daddy.