Phew! Woof! Poof!! Only 2 threads I've started this morning and already I'm huffing and puffing. This is burdensome wuk. Dis kinda task is fo younger men like Django. I'm hereby appealing to him to resume duty forthwith. Me cyaant start anymo new blasted thread.
The crew members who reported him want some glory and to see their names in neon lights too.