This God is one strange dude. He does silly things just to fulfill silly prophesy. Jesus tell Judas that he will judge people in heaven even though he is supposed to know that Judas isn't going to just because it is God's silly plan.
Then we have a Holy Spirit who must have the worst memory in the world because all those writers contradict each other.
Now when the preacher gets cornered he resorts to "God works in mysterious ways".