He closet ain got no skeletons....it only smell so. Jus sayin. Oh rant I'm reminded of a touching song...Ole King Cole.
Ole King Cole was a merry ole soul an a merry ole soul was e
He called for a light in duh middle of de nite and went to duh WC.
The wind blew through the key hole, the candle got unlit
Ole King Cole fell in de bowl an swallow a lump........
(I'm stumped, can't come up with an ending..hmmm.)
And Ole King Cole goes yummy, yum, yum, bumpity bump.