At Gaumont I met many of your relatives but I cannot tell you the relationship/business transactions!!!
One of my relatives was a nurse/midwife that delivered a lot of rural Indian babies. Probably the one you had contact with. Maybe she was called to Gaumont to spare you after your mother, prescient enough to know that she was about to deliver a worthless piece of shit and future teef man at customs, tried to abort you! Unfortunately she failed and well, here we are!