It seems you know a lot about going down to the stable..dear. Perhaps you could stand on one leg and pull the other to your chest while standing next to a huge cowpie.
By the way, what does Covid have to do with the teens?
Only a lunatic would try that, loony one! However, I would try your suggestion if only I would fall on you! Same thing!
On your second question, nothing whatsoever! Just thought I would mention it for those incapable of thinking beyond the color of their skin! Or of thinking, period! Only of deprecating!