You might end up like a piwari drunkard like D2. Good choice.
Posting BS is his daily hobby to impress small minds at GNI. Wait, his lack of credibility is another matter.
I do not drink, never have and the fact you reach for that as a prop tells how much of a shallow fool you are. I would most likely bet you reach for it because in your experience it is a familiar thing.
If there are small minds here on GN&I one would most likely find you in their company.