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A Chinese  secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him
a 'Thank you note on email'.
Bosses wife read the email and filed a divorce in court

The emails says:
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"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary
smooth flow, and firm strokes. Initially its tip was to be licked to bring
to working order & it is equally good on both sides. I loved its perfect
size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. I've always desired
for it and you fulfilled my wish. At last it is mine and mine for ever.
Thanks a lot"

Moral of story: Space is an essential part in English.

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A Desert Love Story
Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps. 
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He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump. 
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As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby camel who had nohumps. 
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They contemplated long and hard on what to call their beautiful little boy. 

They finally decided on......
 
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You ready for this????? 
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'Humphrey' !!!!!!!!!!.     

cain

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