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When our children were in earlier grades in school, the phrase that upset them the most was :

POOR PLANNING ON YOUR PART, DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN EMERGENCY ON MY PART.

After school, there was a convoy of dropped  stuff on the floor, from the front door to the fridge. In the mornings, during a rush to catch the school bus, they will sometimes ask ' Dad, did you see my jacket' ? I would normally reply, 'No I don't, because it don't fit me'. 

Now when their kids do the same thing, they just look at me and smile.

If you sneeze on Monday, you sneeze for danger;
Sneeze on a Tuesday, kiss a stranger;
Sneeze on a Wednesday, sneeze for a letter;
Sneeze on a Thursday, something better;
Sneeze on a Friday, sneeze for sorrow;
Sneeze on a Saturday, see your sweetheart to-morrow.

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