never wash your

DO NOT wash your hair while showering! 

It is so good to finally get a health warning that is useful. 

It involves the use of your hair shampoo while showering and what occurs when it runs down your body. 

I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner.... But when I wash my hair while showering, the shampoo does run down my entire body. 

And printed very clearly right on the shampoo label is a 'warning' that reads: "For extra body and volume." 

Well, no wonder I've been gaining weight. This explains it all....

So I've gotten rid of that shampoo and now use Dawn dish washing soap. 

It's label reads: "Dissolves fat that is otherwise hard to remove." 

Problem solved.

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Been using Head and Shoulders  for years. It said, good to 'enhance' hair, so while showering I  wear a raincoat under my arms  to protect my breast. Because my wife might not like the result. I suggested a hole at the lower part  of the raincoat for more enhancement, but she said no, its good as it is.    

Tola posted:

Been using Head and Shoulders  for years.

Funnily enough I have been using Head & Shoulders since the 70's. It used to be owned by a different company, until Proctor & Gamble bought them out and took the product to the wider market.

Tola posted:

Been using Head and Shoulders  for years. It said, good to 'enhance' hair, so while showering I  wear a raincoat under my arms  to protect my breast. Because my wife might not like the result. I suggested a hole at the lower part  of the raincoat for more enhancement, but she said no, its good as it is.    

Look yeh, explain to da woman what da word "head" is all about with Head an Shoulders yeh.

RiffRaff posted:

you mean your chest...men don't have breasts...unless you do

Not taking any chances that other things on my chest might grow bigger,  because me wife also use H&S and me see de result. Scary stuff, Ball got some serious concern.  LOL.   

cain posted:
Tola posted:

Been using Head and Shoulders  for years. It said, good to 'enhance' hair, so while showering I  wear a raincoat under my arms  to protect my breast. Because my wife might not like the result. I suggested a hole at the lower part  of the raincoat for more enhancement, but she said no, its good as it is.    

Look yeh, explain to da woman what da word "head" is all about with Head an Shoulders yeh.

We talk it ova  and decide to put tape ova all de word 'head' on de H&S bottles. Enough is enough, wid satisfaction.

Tola posted:
RiffRaff posted:

you mean your chest...men don't have breasts...unless you do

Not taking any chances that other things on my chest might grow bigger,  because me wife also use H&S and me see de result. Scary stuff, Ball got some serious concern.  LOL.   

I can't blame my extra volumizer shampoo n conditioner for my 200lb + volumized weight caz i does bathe with hot water and wash my hair with cool water and ensure that the hair products and water fall forward off the top of me head

Chameli posted:

I can't blame my extra volumizer shampoo n conditioner for my 200lb + volumized weight caz i does bathe with hot water and wash my hair with cool water and ensure that the hair products and water fall forward off the top of me head

Same here. I keep things simple.

Lots of fantasizing on this topic.

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