Lowering Your Phone Bill In Jamaica

The house phone bill was exceptionally high, so the man of the house called a family meeting on a Saturday morning after breakfast.

DAD: People, 'ere mi now - Dis wrong. You haffi cut back pon the long distance and cell phone calls dat unuh mekking on the house phone. De phone bill getting very high, and me not even use the house phone fi dem calls any more. Mi use the one ah mi office.

MUM: Same here. Mi hardly use de house phone, because mi mek most of those calls pon mi work phone.

SON: Me too. Mi stop use the house phone long time. Mi always use mi company mobile weh dem gimme.

HELPER (MAID): So, wha de problem? Look like all ah wi a use wi work phone then!