I will upload it later but all pertinent details can be found here.

https://www.facebook.com/pages...-DPP/184046698331383

Lots of interesting info to digest.

every evil will come to light 

Mr Horsie how you drinking for christmas? rum or wisky?

Nothing you can afford madam. It is better you don't know this way you won't know what you are missing and life will be great.

Please pose the Ombudman report on GNI.

Malapropism has never had such  shining moments.....

Speak when speaken to. Ok. 

You get all Shakespearean on me now - even speaken the Olde English.....

Go shake you spear and drink you cheap rum. Ok

My spear is always shaken and stirred.

I'll have to defer to that estimable connoisseur Neroo on the rum thingy....