Guyanese proppa stupid.

May 18,2017 Source

De Ministry of Finance complain about not mekking money but some pandit come from India and dem mekking money. One of dem charging $22,000 fuh one prayer. Imagine de cost of five prayer.
A reporter go to this pandit to expose de scam. He run into a 22-year-old pandit who putting red tikka pun black people forehead; yellow tikka pun Indian people forehead. He got a tikka fuh everything. If a man impotent de pandit got a tikka fuh that too.
This man don’t have a visa to stay in Guyana but he come and set up shop. When de immigration people ask him to state why he come, he did tell dem how he come to see he sick sister.
Dem boys seh that he couldn’t even pray fuh he sister; in fact he couldn’t do nutten fuh she, but he can do everything fuh everybody else.
People in this country suh stupid that dem running fuh give way dem money to anybody who wrap up dem head and talk wid an accent. Some man carry dem wife and de pandit put a special dot under she dress that only de pandit can see. He tell de husband that only he de pandit can go under de dress to look at de dot to see if it wukking.
Dem boys want to know how de same Guyanese people don’t have money to pay fuh parking meter; dem don’t have money to pay VAT but dem have money to pay bogus pandit. Things so good wid de pandit that he register to pay VAT because de man seh he don’t intend to get run out de country like de set who come before.
De way how dem pandit mekking money nobody would believe that people still got de nerve to complain how business bad. If things bad and dem pandit suh good then dem boys expect to see Jagdeo leading a delegation to meet wid dem.
Soulja Bai could be heading there. In fact, dem boys wonder if he been already because of late he smiling a lot. But then again, it could be that he got plans fuh dem same pandit.
De thing that got dem boys thinking is how much location de few pundits operating from. Dem operating from Linden, Berbice, in Georgetown and Essequibo. Dem boys believe that before you know it dem same pandit gun set up office in every Government Ministry
Talk half and prepare to tek shaft from some pandit

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Django posted:

May 18,2017 Source

Dem boys want to know how de same Guyanese people don’t have money to pay fuh parking meter; dem don’t have money to pay VAT but dem have money to pay bogus pandit. Things so good wid de pandit that he register to pay VAT because de man seh he don’t intend to get run out de country like de set who come before.
De way how dem pandit mekking money nobody would believe that people still got de nerve to complain how business bad. 

Ai ai ai

Dem pundits run more fast than Bolt

De whole world know that Usain Bolt can run fast. He beat everybody. People can barely remember anybody beating him. That is how fast de man fast.

Well dem pundits who come and been conning all dem Guyanese run more fast than Bolt. Yesterday when dem boys go to check pun dem, all de business place close down. Dem pundits know that dem get skin up and dem run.

Felix tell dem boys how he give de people permission to come because dem claim how dem come fuh tek walk. When dem start to wuk that was against de visa but that was when dem boys realize that de government people don’t read de advertisement. These people advertise how dem can move Baku, evil spirits and mek women get baby.

Dem boys talk bout that de other day; how de pundit put a special mark under dem woman skirt and how dem husband can’t see de mark. But wha get dem frighten is when a man who go and visit dem fuh protection end up getting killed.

Right away dem pundits panic because dem believe de man family would come visiting and demand every cent dem tek fuh give de man a protection.

Dem boys know some people who go to dem same pundit when dem hear that SOCU intend to charge dem. Some of de money dem thief dem use to pay dem same pundits. Well as far as dem boys know de crooks end up in court today; and dem pundits laughing wherever dem deh hiding.

Two things gun happen and dem boys know. As soon as de dust settle dem pundits gun come out again. De hurtful thing is that in a short time dem mek more money in two months than some people ever mek in dem whole life. And if dem boys didn’t talk dem same pundits woulda mek more.

Talk half and call dem boys when dem pandits come back.

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When a few Indians can travel all the way to Guyana and profitably con coolies and blacks, you know that our education system in this 21st century has failed to eradicate medieval thinking. Sad. Educated people don't fall for 'astrological services' and psychics.

I don't believe in most things that religious people do, however, I don't make a mockery of people's beliefs to denigrate their religion. We know that some pundits do stuffs that are not morally right or not in accordance with the teachings of the scriptures.  The person who wrote this article thinks it's funny to bash Hindu pundits. How would Christians react if I say that the pastors in Churches can do anything with the help of Jesus Christ except to fill the collection boxes? They can cure cancer, heart diseases, Aids, and you name it.  Maybe the GRA should impose VAT on them since they collect tithe (Ten percent)

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