Because ayuh mad coolies are a joke and should be ridiculed into running back to ayuh logie where maybe ayuh can larn some sense before re-emerging.

Yes that is ok if you is doan like it move on

Translation: "Amral? Amral? Betta, meh pu**y ah huut baad baad. Come bring lil coconut ile an limacol fuh rub an nah bai? Whey yuh deh Ammy? Ammy? Bai, come nah?"

Just for the record, another useless thread open on Marriott by Shaitan.

Did you get the coconut ile and limacol meh been send fuh yuh gyal?

Cobra....

Da sore Poke might get septic.

Try anything.....and everything

Doan foget the alum

Wait!! YOU Actually went and rat the guy out?? 

Yuh believe dis snake hey? Rat out me...his own flesh and diluted blood

Dis chap nah gat shame I tell ya

Him BFF put him up to it batty flux friend

Satire is a well tested political protest strategy. While his is not as high browed ( or low if you take it so) as Voltaire's "Candide", their is a certain panglossian flair to it. This Marriott will be the bell weather for our haute cuisine. Bigan choka and steamed lukanani over local rice is a feast not to be experienced elsewhere!

It offers us such potentials to sell our nation as tourist mecca. After all, they can see close up the rise of the garbage dumps and experience first hand just by visiting the Marriott how quaint it is to have a Chinese front man to siphon money from the state to overseas accounts.

Couple tings here crossin my Cousin's feeble mind:

1) Who de rass is Voltaire?

2) Which village gyal name Candide? And is she from Alexander Vllage?

3) WTF is a "panglossian"?

Voltaire isn't duh wan ole time motocyar?

Snake: Me daddy been ah drive wan Voltaire