Carpen....another ole jackass whose expiry date has passed.
I see these are dem young bestest an brightest the Coalition is attracting 
Shaits
You are on fire tonight, dishing it out left, right and centre. You going to mek some of dem boys cry.
I remember being introduced once to dat genius "Dr" Jadoopat at a reception who regaled me with tales of how he was the most important advisor to the Russian PM.
I then asked him "really, which Russian PM?" and then proceeded to call a few names.
Dis jackass responded: "well, all ah dem." I said: "of course"
I can't stand inartful liars. Dem nah even bother to conjure up wan good lie that won't insult my intelligence.
"Dr" Rampadarat (Rudy) Jadoopat, I went to school with the banna. Nuff mouth, dem banna would hold their fist in the air chanting "down with America, long live the Almighty USSR". Was a good laugh.
If he had that pull, he would not by hanging out in NY.