Prashad posted:Keffer posted:Prashad posted:Prashad wants no funeral when he dies just a burial at sea. From the sea humans came; therefore, it is only fitting that they should return.
Who has time to bury you at sea ? You will be flushed down a toilet; one that you clean regularly ..... so pick the one that is your favourite !
Keep fooling yourself that you are the world's first East Indian chocolate Arab. The white Arab will tell you that you are the color of his sh-t every morning.
Sorry, I forgot for a minute that you clean all sorts of toilets; for Arabs too ! However, you really do need some help because some of that stuff is definitely lodged quite deeply in your poor undersized brain so you must be in dire need of help ! Oh, by the way, have you met any Pathans or Iranians lately ? With your vast knowledge of ethnicities and the number of toilets that you clean, you should be a very wealthy man quite soon, eh Prashad ? Man, you're the best (toilet cleaner, of course) !